Asphyxiation

when a girl takes your nut sak, puts it in a back pack, then zips its up and you get a boner
if your lucky you get to skeet in your math book

"gee alyssa,
did you see carly take natalie asphyxiation that guy over there?

poor butthole"

by CarlyNatalieAlyssa ton October 28, 2007

Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

Asphyxia

An alternative band from Meander, Tasmania, Australia.

"Hey wow, aren't Asphyxia that neato band from that place near there?"

by Scott Willis December 14, 2008

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.

If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.

by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

asphyxiphila

A fetish for someone who likes being choked

that nig has asphyxiphila

by Nigrodomis November 5, 2006

drawstring asphyxia

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine

That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008