Associate Degree

Two-year degree offered by Community Colleges and some State Colleges. Known for attracting students of EVERY age, EVERY race, EVERY income background and EVERY academic ability.

Some Associate Degrees are actually very useful by themselves like Nursing, HVAC, Criminal Justice and some business fields but most are just stepping stones to get to a Bachelors degree.

MANY credits actually WILL transfer to a 4-year college. But this largely depends on which college you plan on going to. Obviously a top ivy league school or something close to that will be more selective but if your just looking for a decent/good college to finish your Bachelors Degree then you will be fine.

Johnny went to a Community College to get an Associate Degree. Now he has a decent middle class job.

Maria spent her first two years in Community College and then transferred to a 4 year college to finish off her degree and now has half as much debt as most of her graduating class at her 4-year school with the same degree

by Guy100 December 18, 2012

Assocolypse

When someones backside becomes so collossally large that it threatens to block the sun & bring about the next ice age.

Oh wow look at the state of that, its like an Assocolypse

Blimey when she bends over its like the Assocolypse

by Adora Dearheart June 29, 2011

assoplasty

assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).

She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.

The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.

by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010

Associative Theocratic Oligarchy

The hierarchical structure isn't the problem it's that frauds and charlatans aggregate at the top and them bottle-neck the hierarchy in various places in accordance with their ethic. Because you only need to be so competent and I'm friends with this guy and not you.

Hym "The problem is that it's an Associative Theocratic Oligarchy. You're trying to do the same thing they are, just in reverse. 'BuT wE'lL rUlE wItH a GeNtLeR hAnD' and selectively cancel anyone who violates your ethic. In the exact same way. Unless you prove otherwise. In the same way that the enemy of my enemy is not always my friend; The lesser of two evils is still just evil."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

e. lake hiphop assoc

e. lake hiphop assoc also known as East Lake Hip-Hop Association is an affiliation and subsidiary of the Hip Hop Association; a group that has established many platforms of community and post-secondary philanthropy in cities such as Seattle, Manhattan and Bellingham.
East Lake Stevens Hip Hop Association is the senior pilot simulation controlling the Lion's International's affiliation of Adopt-A-Street in Lake Stevens, Washington.

Hey bro, did you go to The Jumpoff and watch that 12 year old rip the mic?

Nah, kidd, we were doing a food drive for Emerald City Athletic Club at The Street. The Ave was present, while we were reppin' our set of assorted wheel-rims on 10th for the glory of the Creator and those that participated were amongst the highest: we had BBOY HarcH, Prince Poseidon, Triton, Jupiter, Tin, Mercury, Diana, Prometheus, Juno, Oceanides, Phoebe, Rhea, MonHarcH, Staccato, Jay Abrams, Vesta, Pluto, Ceres, Doris, Oceanus, Tethys, Phorcys, Ceto, Achilles, Hercules, Apollo, Minerva, Lacona, Xanthus, Ion, Vesta, Japetus, Nereus, and even Helen was there for e. lake hiphop assoc

by googlespander-gold-mine December 14, 2013

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005