Who asked.

"Who asked" is a Last resort comeback for when a person doesn't have any more arguments.

"Insert super good argument"
"Who asked?"
"I didn't ask."

"You're gay."
"Who asked."

by The man of potatoes May 18, 2023

asey

the most amazing person to have ever walked the earth if you know her you're blessed plus shes hot.

dude look at asey!

by monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 1, 2021

Askeaton

A dirty kip of a place about 15 miles west of Limerick City on the N69. It is infested with scumbags and pikeys who would rob the eyes from your head given half a chance. The majority of the population are the Irish equivalent to the toothless, inbred hillbillys of Deliverance fame.

Don't go to Askeaton, they will either rob you or push in your poo without consent!

by stranger in moscow April 1, 2011

akeyla

Akeyla is a girl who looks unapraochable but will always have your back when you need her. Shes most likely into asian boys and is very bubbly. She distracts people in school and acts like an idiot but shes secretly smart.

Where is akeyla?

by park jimin is the best December 7, 2020

pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.

Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"

by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008

The guy who asked

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge

friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him

by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005