The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
IN REAL LIFE
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011
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People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.
People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.
People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"
20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"
Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"
20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"
Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"
20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
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Getting drunk at film festival party, and forgetting that you dedicated a weepy speech to the executive producer.
"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"
by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009
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Carrie, "I am sorry I just can't remember."
Thorn, "So you are telling me you have Cock Amnesia?"
Carrie, "I am sorry I just can't remember."
Thorn, "So you are telling me you have Cock Amnesia?"
by Minnaar September 1, 2006
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Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"
Jim: "i got Amber back in the sack straight after we got out of hospital!"
John: "Dam she must have amnesia!"
by tennyz December 28, 2005
Get the amnesia mug.An awesome survival horror game that'll make you shit your pants extremely often. Made by Frictional Games. It uses custom interface with the objects, so when the player is running from the monster, he has to manually open and close the door just like IRL, and not like in Minecraft, where you right click and it closes immediately.
This sort of interface is also used on other items (chairs, tables, vases, boxes, barrels..). The gameplay is set in 1849, and the storyline is that you have to run away from this thing called the Shadow which can kill you over time, and in order to do so you need to destroy Alexander, who has the orbs which are in charge of the Shadow chasing you. Amnesia: The Dark Descent can also be A:TDD for short. It has a sequel named Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
This sort of interface is also used on other items (chairs, tables, vases, boxes, barrels..). The gameplay is set in 1849, and the storyline is that you have to run away from this thing called the Shadow which can kill you over time, and in order to do so you need to destroy Alexander, who has the orbs which are in charge of the Shadow chasing you. Amnesia: The Dark Descent can also be A:TDD for short. It has a sequel named Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
Daniel: Hey man, are you past the Wine Cellar in Amnesia: the dark descent yet?
Grunt: Mmmmrph no
Daniel: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Grunt: ...
Grunt: what the fuck man
Grunt: Mmmmrph no
Daniel: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Grunt: ...
Grunt: what the fuck man
by Jannyus October 14, 2013
Get the Amnesia: The Dark Descent mug.At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.
Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?
Customer: Sprite, please.
Waiter: Comin' right up.
Twenty minutes later.
Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.
Customer: Who the fuck are you?
Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?
Customer: Sprite, please.
Waiter: Comin' right up.
Twenty minutes later.
Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.
Customer: Who the fuck are you?
by Summertimefun August 14, 2009
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