arthur anders

when your mom is sus!!!!!

arthnfarder arthur anders

by arthursexy12345678910111213141 April 26, 2021

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

do an Anders Borg

Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".

Don't do an Anders Borg this weekend.

by Sanvi August 7, 2017

Dirty Anderson

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.

Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.

by Joejon November 17, 2020

Andersonvillain

The villains of Andersonville: Fake-ass people who live in Andersonville, a north-side Chicago neighborhood. Faux-liberals who whine about gentrification, housing prices, and homelessness but then brag about their hood as the “second coolest in the world”. They preach acceptance and inclusion while judging everyone and attempting to run pedestrians over for walking too slowly at intersections. You’ll know an Andersonvillain when you see one: a basic person who shares their ill-formed opinion loudly while trying to be unique, but who instead walks past 8 independently owned coffee shops to get their PSL at Starbucks just for the reward points.

A: Those people with the baby stroller on Clark street ran right into me. They were talking so loudly about how exited they are about the new salad restaurant.

B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!

by ChicagoSavant November 11, 2021

Andersexual

The sexual orientation of otherwise straight women and homosexual men who are confused about their attraction to Gillian Anderson.

Annie's husband doesn't know she is a closet andersexual... why else would she insist on watching reruns of The Fall every night?

by inxsary August 31, 2016

Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."

Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.

by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019