bean astronaut

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yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

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by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

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Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

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japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

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Small city located in west-central Pennsylvania (about 100 miles due-east of Pittsburgh). Well-known for high unemployment, alcoholism, drug abuse, right-wing closed-minded mullet-heads, guys (and gals) who love huntin' and fishin', etc, etc.. It's a town that has more in common with rural West Virginia than the rest of PA.

Locals have one of the most annoying dialects on the planet (mixture of Pittsburghese and Baltimore-ese)

90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!

See Pittsburghese, and add the following Altoona-English translations:

Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going

by aaronwa April 22, 2005

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Astronomical

So fucking awesome that you dont even know how fucking awesome it is cause if you did your fucking head will EXPLODE

Tom:Dude Carla sucked my dick so good,IT FELT ASTRONOMICAL

Cesar:You serious?How much did she cost?

by TwitterCessarMF August 22, 2010

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Altrox

Not being able to show up for an event after hyping up that you will be able to for numerous days/weeks. Especially applicable if that event is a video game tournament.

Yeah, he totally pulled an Altrox when he didn't show up for the tournament last weekend.

by Smashboards-1 May 25, 2009

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