Red Alto

Someone that has a Red Vuse Alto Device, aka a Red Body, is very suspicious and you should stay away from this person. Normally this color device is given to them rather than chosen. Was it a choice or was it given to them by fate? Don't find out on your own
Person- "Can I hit that alto?"
Red Body- "Yeah here you go."
Person- "Ohhhhhhh you got a Red Alto. Never mind I’m good.”
by Anonymous_22334 September 23, 2024
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 08, 2022
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Alto

Alto is a very small town in Wisconsin that has no busnisses it has two churches less then a quarter mile away from each other. It has a factory in that small town don't quit understand that but ok and has LOTS of farms
Alto is a VERY small town
by Stranger 555 January 21, 2019
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ALL U HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT U HAVE A FEMALE VAGINA AND U CAN SING (NOY WELL). U dont us ur tounge or teeth
SHE BUCKLES WHEN YOU LAY HER ON HER BACK AND GIVE HER A ALTO
by Jenkyn September 04, 2008
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Alto

Alto is just a shortened version of "alright though"..

it's a quick and somewhat secretive way of gossiping about the sexy guy next to you.
Friend: Hey.. 2 o'clock!
Me: Daym! Alto!
by LeSquash September 16, 2017
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Alto

A addict who's so addicted it makes him gay.hes a soicopath and sucks.he sucks at socializing and always cries in his house.He is very anti social and very agressive and selfish person.
Stranger:Did you see that guy there hes so aggressive and anti social.
Stranger 2:I know right he's definitely a alto.
by Idkausername69 September 01, 2021
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sexiest male fortnite character that makes u piss urself
person 1: "i just bought alto!"
person 2: "let me se- AHHHHHHHHH" *starts peeing*
by mrsailor June 12, 2022
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