Alberta

Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.
Alberta is not so bad
by Fixingdefenitions March 08, 2023
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Alberta

The worse but still kinda cool person in the business known as Albert@. Alberto is cooler
Hi Alberta!
Sucks to suckkkkk 😩
by Alberto😩 September 04, 2021
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Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023
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alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.
Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.
by Donteatthat June 17, 2018
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Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.
It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.
by chelseahotel November 27, 2024
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.
A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.
by Great Nate February 01, 2018
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