Alberta

The worse but still kinda cool person in the business known as Albert@. Alberto is cooler

Hi Alberta!
Sucks to suckkkkk 😩

by Alberto😩 September 3, 2021

alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018

Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

Alberta

Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.

Alberta is not so bad

by Fixingdefenitions March 7, 2023

Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Alberta

She is the most beautiful girl, she is very kind and funny. You really can’t hate her she’s literally a queen.

i want to be an alberta

by slayyybitch November 21, 2021

Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020