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Alberta

Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.
Alberta is not so bad
by Fixingdefenitions March 7, 2023
mugGet the Albertamug.

Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.
It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.
by chelseahotel November 26, 2024
mugGet the Alberta Clippermug.

alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.
Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.
by Donteatthat June 17, 2018
mugGet the alberta dipshitsmug.

Alberta

She is the most beautiful girl, she is very kind and funny. You really can’t hate her she’s literally a queen.
i want to be an alberta
by slayyybitch November 21, 2021
mugGet the Albertamug.

Alberta clipper

A fast-moving low-pressure weather system with origins near the Canadian province of Alberta. ALSO, the act of snorting carbon black off a lifted dually’s tailpipe in a Medicine Hat parking lot.
Bundle up, bud, it’s time for an Alberta clipper.
by ‘Berta April 8, 2025
mugGet the Alberta clippermug.

Alberta Syndrome

noun

A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.
"Dude won’t shut up about how Trudeau’s ruining the country, calls himself a freedom-loving Albertan patriot, but still tears up during the national anthem — classic Alberta Syndrome."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
mugGet the Alberta Syndromemug.

Alberta Bronck Buster

When you're giving it to her doggy style and she's almost there. You bend over, wrap your arms around her and grab a breast in each hand. Then you whisper in her ear "damn girl, your pussy's fabulous. Almost as great as {Her best friend/sister/mother's name}. Squeeze tight and try to hold on for 8 seconds! Yeehaw!
Dude. I gave Cara the old Alberta bronck Buster last night. Only made it 5 seconds...
by YEG_not my real name September 7, 2024
mugGet the Alberta Bronck Bustermug.

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