Ahmed

A peng beast with a penis the size of jupiter

I wish my penis is as big as ahmeds

by JEBAAX February 5, 2019

ahmed

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

by john_d May 10, 2005

Ahmed

Punctuation king

Ahmed is the punctuation king

by The punctuation king November 13, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!

1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know

by Best woman alive (R) March 22, 2021

Ahmed Ali Effect

When you're acting retarded and you know you're acting retarded but you don't do anything about it, it is called the ahmed ali effect.

Yo i think my man had the ahmed ali effect

by SodaaGroup May 21, 2019

Ahmed Timol Secondary

A place of mental torture that likes to steal.

We all hate Ahmed Timol Secondary school.

by SELFPROMO November 22, 2021

ahead of the game

when you are so awesome everybody wants a piece of you because of the knowledge you maintain

dude, your ahead of the game, i think my mum fancies you

by wwdt June 27, 2014