Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 20, 2015

misplaced affection

instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning

Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection

by notyobish January 15, 2012

Mussolini Affect

Acting like a stubborn asshole when you have power then bitching out last minute once you lose it.

Joe:"Wasn't john bullying jack all the time."
Bill:"Once jack started fighting back John stopped."
Joe:"Probably the Mussolini affect kicking in."

by Not Mussolini November 19, 2013

Prickle Affect

When shaving the bikini zone and then the next two days or so it's all.. prickly

Lucy: I want to go swimming but I might get the prickle affect later

Tommy: Ouch, Maybe I won't have sex with you two days from now! D:

by RainbowFace February 7, 2009

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015