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Alabama Whoopee

The Alabama Whoopee is a sex position in which a whoopee cushion is inserted into the female's vagina. when the male on top sticks his dick in it makes squishy fart sounds resalting in the good ol Alabama whoopee
Chad: dud I just did the Alabama Whoopee on my girl last night and the sounds made my mom wake up.

Josh: damn bro that's crazy.
by the define guy January 14, 2021
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South Alabama Freeze Pop

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 6, 2014
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ackbarphobia

(n) The fear that everything everywhere is somehow a trap.
The systems are operational! It wasn't just ackbarphobia! It's a trap!
by LCalrisian October 23, 2011
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Alabama Blow Dart

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.
Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.
by Taintscratcher80 February 4, 2015
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Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.
I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.
by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016
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alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.
Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.
by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017
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Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.
Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her
by FraglyFrank June 27, 2018
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