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Abel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Abel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Abel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Abel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Abel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Abel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Abel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Abel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Abel is one who is, as ..
Abel is better then The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Abel
GOD is no match for Abel
by Dr. Pops April 23, 2010
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Abelian grape

It is purple and commutes.
The Prilosec bus is an Abelian grape.
by Alexander the Grape May 1, 2004
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ABELENA

ABELENA means Abel and Selena.
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Abel

Meme-o supremo
Damn that Abel is crazy Dank!
by REALMOTHMAN May 29, 2017
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abel nightroad

From the show Trinity Blood. He is a kind preist that can turn into a super powerful vampire-blood-sucking vampire: crusnik.

Also the epitome of hot anime men.
Stacy: You know, that Abel Nightroad is one hot vampire.
Amanda: He sure is. He suree is.
by Esther Blanchett July 20, 2008
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abel

abel is a guy that is sweet and down to earth he is a guy you can call a butthole to and he wil still love you
me:buttthole

abel:buthole
me :stupid face
by bloodyracoon October 4, 2016
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Abelicious

Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adv.) - A condition in which a sudden burst of dopamine is triggered by the brain when come in close contact with a person named Abe.

Alternative Definitions:

Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adj.) - An adjective used to describe the harsh pleasure that compares to a warm gust of wind shaving against your face when a person named Abe ejaculates into another Female being.
2.) An adjective to express the coolness and seductiveness of a person named Abe to the word's fullest potential.
"Oh, shit!!! I feel abelicious and I had an orgasm just from you breathing on me Abe!!!" -Dyrti Bysche

"It's time to get my Abelicious juice in your sac Qwhoe Ellota-Aahs." -Abe

"Abe, you lookin' Abelicious tonight. Leak on me, please" -Gisowe Meh
by bob1805 March 17, 2009
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