Aardvark

A girl whose nose is so large, that while doing 69 she penetrates your anus! BTM!

So I was banging the AARDVARK last night and she totally tickled my prostate!

by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006

aardvark

The A-10 close-support bomber is called an
aardvark because of its clumsy appearance. It's official nickname is the Thunderbolt, but everyone calls it aardvark.

There were some guys holed up with RPGs but we called in the aardvarks and that was it.

by magoo May 13, 2005

aardvark

the first word in the dictionary

whats the first word in the dictionary?... ass, no its aardvark now

by PewPewKitty November 18, 2011

Aardwolf

South African carnivorous fox-like quadruped

The aardwolf.

by Word Fangirl August 29, 2016

aardvark

The Kingswood mascot!!

go aardvarks!!we're goint to kick Derby's ASS!!

by Dunya May 3, 2005

Aardvark

A dim-wit, slow-moving, slow-talking, slimy joke of a human animal

Jim is just a f... aardvark

by Naj September 15, 2005

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004