Schmidt

In French, a name for the Police

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts

by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023

Charlie Schmidt

Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.

Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

addison schmidt

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt

wow, addison schmidt sure is the most beautiful ever

by frickbaylen April 21, 2021

Rolli Schmidt

The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023