wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

flapper babber

When you shove your dick so far up her loose pussy it starts flapping like a bird

dam I gave Jenny the best flapper babber I can do.

by anothersickfuckonurbandic January 6, 2021

ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.

While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper

by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015

diesel flapper

when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper

last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!

by carnath September 5, 2012

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

stivotting flapper

A snow skier who lacks control of his skis and exercises a series of ever accelerating sliding turns with flapping clothes and skis. You must beware for danger of being hit.

As I was skiing out at Whistler I was almost slayed by a "stivotting flapper."

by Art VanDelais January 15, 2014

flipper flapper

A flap of fat in a jew/dolphins belly.

That thing has one huge flipper flapper!

by chrislicia. June 24, 2009