Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.

I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.

by 6 Pounds Soft November 24, 2016

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely

I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.

by Shadow A4 July 12, 2014

shmoingus zone

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted

Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Schulz Zone

Something far deeper than the friend zone.

Hey, did she put you in the Schulz Zone?

by clairehamilton April 11, 2015

the smooch zone

When you have that one friend and your conversations are getting a little flirty, and their touching you more then usual
and their giving you the look and you know their into you and your into them then you go into the smooch zone.

Girl: Me and Brian watched a movie and he went into the smooch zone with me. It was amazing

by Ushas June 17, 2018

Splash-Zone Brother

When you have sex in a room with other people.

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.

by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019