by chompp March 9, 2023

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.
by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn
by givok April 3, 2024

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
