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ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."
Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"
by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017
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Zoinks

Zoinks! ghost boy after us
by hitomerrt February 6, 2023
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Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high
Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!
by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
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Zoink

That kid tommy, he a fucking zoink
by Zoinkboy November 21, 2018
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zoinks!

by pfarand July 6, 2023
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Zoinked

When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
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Zoinked

Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.
Me: Hey yo guys I think Eric is zoinked.

Eric: I can smell colors and dab people up through windows.
by lelandSmith October 27, 2018
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