zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 9, 2023

Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.

Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!

by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023