Zhongli

Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.

he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.

“Dude you got geo daddy!”

“Who?”

“Zhongli🤨🤨🤨”

by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021

Zhongli

1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick

2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock

5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆

Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa

by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022

zhonglisphat4ss

An unstable and mental tiktok er who changed their user to “og.dodoco” who needs therapy very much n needs to stop being attracted to hands

Someone: Hey do u remember zhonglisphat4ss

Someone0.2: yeah I do they r now og.dodoco

by Yoimiyaswife April 28, 2022

Zhongli

hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.

"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line

by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022

Zongus

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

"i wanna fuck my sister" - Bros a Zongus

by WimbledonFCCrazyGangFACup1988 June 11, 2023

zhong wei

A.K.A Nemesis Deus Excellis

Someone who is smart and charming;

OR

Someone who loves cycling and vanguard;

Look at him! He's Zhong Wei!

by Nemesis\ January 21, 2018

Zhongli

A big dick fellow with a giant ass

Uses big stick to fight enemies

Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny

by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 23, 2022