"Yoga-Nigga is grown man with a grown ass crib that has a cool vibe. In many cases his crib will have tasteful art, a hookah, candles, incense, lavendar scented oil, an electric fireplace and a fire pit. His space will also include clean towels, glasses, silverware and plates. This dude doesn't actually do yoga but according to the ratchets who are only used to being in the company of thug niggas they can only understand this type of peculiar guy to be a Yoga-Nigga.
..Maybe it was the way I stretched my leg while turning on my electric fireplace but she randomly blurts out ..
"I know what kind of nigga you are , you a yoga-nigga!"
"I know what kind of nigga you are , you a yoga-nigga!"
by msnikkistar December 29, 2016
When you someone doing the free range perc 30 dance, the heroin lean, or if you’re just so blessed, the “combo mambo” with a side of chakra
by 2esea February 09, 2023
Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball)
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.
1.Person 1:Wanna go do some yoga?
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.
2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!
10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.
2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!
10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.
by Me-Hung-Low August 19, 2006
The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.
The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.
by Honeysucklefeast February 15, 2012
Gently caressing a man's penis with your fingertips until he's hard again after his first orgasm. A way for men to experience multiple orgasms.
by Starla4 July 14, 2019
Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!
Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!
Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...
Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!
Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...
Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 08, 2009
The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
by strangest.things August 26, 2015