Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

One platoon wonder

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.

Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.

by captain fucko February 6, 2010

chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.

The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...

by Rosignol October 20, 2006

Wandering eye

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

Wonder Emporium

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina

I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.

by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010

Wonder Whore

When a person is playing Civilization 5, or any other empire building game, constantly builds and hogs the best buildings (wonders) that can only be built by one player. Usually is a multiplayer game.

Civ 5 Game: "The Hanging Gardens and the Colossus have been built by bonertron3000."

xxCivGod69xx: " 2 wonders in one turn! You're such a wonder whore!"

by Eldiablo474747 October 31, 2012