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Masturbation aka stress relief for christian folk
"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"

"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 21, 2013
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The worship of the goddes Isis that is a revival of Isis worship in ancient Egypt and Rome.
She represents motherly compassion and is alied with divine power. And help's sove life's problems.
She gives assurance of a happy existence after death.
And is the embodiment of creative intelligence and cosmic and worldly wisdom.
She is know as the goddess of " a thousand names", and is a personal savior and redeems one from there animal nature,unveils heavenly secrets, and imparts new meaning to life.
And gives a posthumous union with the divine.
He's into Isis worship.
by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011
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pussy worship

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This is attaching an almost sacred reverence for the vagina, at the expense of real sex for the guy. So he's always horny.

In a sense, all guys worship pussy. But real pussy worship means a wussy getting on his knees and praying to the bearded clam, being mostly horny and begging for sex, etc.
John is really into pussy worship. That's why his knees are always dirty, he has tuna breath, and his dick is always hard and dripping ....
by Le Corbeau Noir October 18, 2006
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The religious system involving the devotion to the great and awesome female gluteus maximus.
Now gentlemen and lesbians. Let us all stand for our daily booty worship
by the funny one September 9, 2016
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We worship floor

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I love the floor

I'll worship it forever

clean it with bleach good bleach
Give him food
We worship floor
Avi worship the floor
We worship the floor with love
We worship floor with all our live
by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
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Donald duck: Ayo goofy lets go on a date and worship Satan!
goofy: Sure
National worship Satan day is HERE.
by immaeaturbootay.12345 December 7, 2020
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A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.
"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."

"You mean athelism?"

"Yeah dude"
by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009
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