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wolverine

an extreme tweaker, or someone who acts very sexual when high
jeez, have you seen that wolverine in dairy mart? that dude needs a fix
by boobinflator August 3, 2018
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snow wolverine

A white guy that dates black girls! Much like snow bunny a white girl that dates black guys
Damn, white boy got all the hood girls, nigga is a snow wolverine
by 50shadezofgayy September 20, 2016
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Wolverine Patch

A greasy ass patch of hair located above the ass crack. It is usually shaped in a upside down triangle, as if pointing to the anus.
"Eww that chick behind me has a large mass of hair on her lower back."

"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"
by Jacob Prenger December 18, 2008
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The Wolverine

A sexual act in the same category as doing the Superman,or Spiderman.It's when the male jizzes on multiple knives,puts them between his fingers,and proceeds to fuck the chick with it.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend The Wolverine last night! She was bleeding like hell!
by Zosocrow94 June 11, 2009
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wolverine taco

"Dear god, Abbey Draut has the most extreme wolverine taco!"
by chris clark May 13, 2005
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Wal-Mart Wolverine

Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.

Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.

Also spelled Walmart Wolverine
Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.
by purelogic December 26, 2011
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wolverine

A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.

Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.

Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan
"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"
by ChadHennesTailBone October 9, 2005
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