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Wokedavism

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal
My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.
by Halfapple July 28, 2020
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woke and broke

(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021
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Something you say when someone bumps into you
Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!
by EKimLipse November 8, 2023
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Wokenista

"Wokenista" Term Copyright 2020 by me. Definition- (a) An individual who uses the same tactics as the Nazi Brown Shirts to intimidate, shout down, and destroy anyone not adhering to the pre-approved narrative. (b) A pussy without the mental capacity to engage in rational conversation and instead uses "group think" to "cancel" the subject of discussion or the person not adhering to "group think" from their online presence. (c) READ 1984 you little twits!
The wokenistas have "cancelled" "insert name here" again.
by Senior Anti-Wokenista June 24, 2020
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Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.
1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
by DP_Forever October 4, 2022
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Finna Woke

The phrase 'Finna Woke' can be traced back many decades to English speaking adolescents. The sheer definition of the phrase is up to the user but the most used definition is that of 'finna' being an abbreviation of 'fixing to' like 'gonna' is an abbreviation of 'going to' and 'woke' being the past tense of 'wake'. Combined these words form a phrase used to describe the setting of an alarm clock or another waking device for a previous time period generally late morning.
by FinnaWokinator February 16, 2018
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Woke Cartel

Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.
Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.

PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
by La Pluma May 15, 2021
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