wokescore 

Like a "walkscore," which defines the walkability of a neighborhood, "wokescore" defines the degree to which a specific location in a city is more likely to be home to woke people, that is, usually white people who maintain a position of perceived moral high ground because they ostensibly buy into social justice shit.

Wokescore is measured by the density of people in a given area who recklessly engage in "callout" culture ("Um, did you know that what you just said is racist?"), read websites like Jezebel.com, Huffington Post, ThinkProgress, follow Deray McKesson on Twitter, and stock their bookshelves with smart people books about social inequality, racial justice, or feminism, and especially how much they talk about these things, especially to exonerate their own guilt about how little they actually do to address any of these causes.

"Dude, I checked out this sick apartment yesterday. The tenants that are in there had a sweet library, too, like, James Baldwin, Richard Wright-- all this feminist shit, too, man."
"Oh, yeah, that block has a great Wokescore! Are you gonna take it?"
"Yeah, but I don't want to, you know, contribute to gentrification, right?"
"Yeah, for sure. For sure."

wokescore by zorsnacks September 13, 2017

Wokescold 

Someone who scolds others for not being woke enough.

Person 1: this white liberal screeched at me because I said the word lunatic. They said it was a slur for bipolar people. When I told them I was bipolar, they got on their knees and started begging for my forgiveness.

Person 2: that guy must be a wokescold.

Wokescold by the foochie February 11, 2022

wavescore 

Wavescore (adj.): A person accepting / adhering to what is right at that particular moment in time incl. agreeance on a particular subject matter, be it with others or ones self

Holly: did you see what pete just gone done??

Scott: yeh da f00l just knocked over that guyz drink!

Matt: that was not wavescore!

wavescore by wavescore October 17, 2009

wokescold 

noun: A person who is woke and scolds others who are not

verb: the act of scolding in the name of wokeness

Be extra careful when you talk around feminists, liberals, or anyone in the DSA, to avoid experiencing the wrath of the wokescold.

wokescold by leftstreet December 25, 2018

Wokescreen 

When a powerful institution or major company uses woke rhetoric around diversity and inclusion to deflect criticism of their actions or to appear less elitist than they actually are. A portmanteau of "woke" and "smokescreen."

When asked about civilian casualties caused by American drone strikes, the president dropped a wokescreen by reminding everyone that his secretary of defense was the first woman to hold that cabinet position.

Wokescreen by T@citus March 16, 2021

wokescrimination 

The idea that what you think and believe is superior to those who have different beliefs. Also the frame of mind or point of view; that anyone or any business or company can be destroyed or harmed for failure to conform to the extreme Leftwing ideology....

Tenants of Wokescrimination: Intolerance, cancel culture, critical race theory, white privilege, toxic masculinity, defund the police, mostly peaceful protests, fake news, endo-racism, big tech bureaucracy, political disobedience, judicial gerrymandering and selective perception.

Systemic wokescrimination is responsible for the political segregation and functional destabilization of America.

wokescrimination by Teratoma01 April 29, 2021

Wokescreen 

Attempting to blame your own incompetence and shortcomings on the dubious assertion that it was the implementation of DEI and progressive policies.

When GameStop had to sell off their stores in Canada and France due to poor performance, CEO Ryan Cohen tried to use a wokescreen to keep the stock price from crashing.

Wokescreen by MyTaxesPay4YourRedStateWelfare February 19, 2025