woketh

to be "woketh" means to be both woke and shook at the same time. it usually happens to someone when they finally realize something that they were ignorant to before.

caitlyn: "that documentary was really heavy"
hannah: "i know right, i didn't realize that any of this was happening"
rachel: "same, i'm so woketh now"

by lilpussybitch December 27, 2017

wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

by weasler February 25, 2006

wacketh

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Wackett

The act of violently jerking off while pooping;
In special circumstances it may also refer to a sheisty ass dude

"Yo have you seen Adrian at all today?"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been in his cabin all day trying to pull off a full Wackett."

by HB Fresh June 15, 2014

wockee slush

when you shit and accidentally piss at the same time.

i just wockee slushed.

by fatassskellyprice January 15, 2021

batting on a sticky wicket

having sex with a women after she just had sex with another man

a yo i fucked her but i was batting on a sticky wicket

by yung gravy October 1, 2017

sticky wicket

English slang. Crude for referring to an unfortunate situation. Literally refers to having sex with a woman who has already had sex (ejaculated) with someone else.

Commonly used in the United States without knowledge of its meaning.

I just accidentally told my boss to piss off. That's a bit of a sticky wicket, now isn't it?

by r.munky October 11, 2004