Wofet

Also known as an over weight hobbit who is may or may not be comfortable with themselves.

"Oh my, Mary sure has become wofet." says Minna
"I know, we should play a jukary on her."
"Yeah!"

by juliet macbeth December 1, 2009

wofan

(pronounced "woofen")

a female fan (a fan who is a female, that is...not a fan of females--that would be a man)

i'm a football fan; my wife is a football wofan

a fan likes eric johnson for his virtuosity; a wofan likes him because he's cute

by O. Blivius Bystander January 18, 2010

WOFTEX

Waste Of Fucking Time Exercise

We've just been to a WOFTEX job

by ucjuydhl July 24, 2011

woffty minge

Stinky Vagina

The stripper had a Woffty Minge

by ChrispyChris July 10, 2014

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money

a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."

by JirasMan February 20, 2017

WOAT

Worst Of All Time

Chris Enos is the WOAT

by EnWoat August 20, 2017

woat

woman of all time

she is a woat

by northchar March 8, 2018