Window Fetish

When somebody gets sexual pleasure from rubbing him/herself up a window or even making out with a window. This strange fetish is found sexual because the fact you can see yourself whilst doing things to the window. The fetish is helped by the window being warm and the friction with the heat can provide sexual pleasure and can even relate to an orgasm. This fetish is more commonly known for the men but females can try it to.

"My friend has a window fetish. He rubs himself up windows"

by im cool :) October 7, 2009

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Window hop

To sneak out of your house at night by hopping out of your window behind your parents back

Let’s go on a window hop tonight

by Skippy the snake November 20, 2017

Window ledge

A different way of calling someone a legend.
When they are so legendary they can be called a window ledge.

“Isn’t Alex such a cool guy”
“Yeah he’s a true window ledge”

by Lozzie October 20, 2018

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

window looker

Someone who compulsively looks into windows of buildings or parked cars to check out their own hair.

Dave, don't be such a window looker. Your hair looks the same as the last time you checked, 30 seconds ago.

by F117 April 27, 2009