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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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joseph schmidt

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019
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Schmidt

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017
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addison schmidt

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
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Theo Schmidt

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
Wow, now that’s a Theo Schmidt
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
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Darren Schmidt

I made him up
Here is Darren Schmidt, Jacob made him up
by Mr.Cob July 26, 2024
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timothy schmidting

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.
by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
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