When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021

Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021

by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
