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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”
Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.
by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021
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addison schmidt

a beautiful woman who deserves the whole world, who’s also the most amazing human being to ever exist. i love addison schmidt
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
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kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016
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jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018
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Schmidt

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017
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Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.
'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023
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