by W4L October 3, 2007
Get the Whitie mug.A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.
Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by willdood January 2, 2010
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Event celebrated on November in which people makes fanarts off typically POC fictional characters depicting them as white characters, this event was born as a response to the hypocrisy of those who created and do celebrate Blacktober.
Person A: Look at all these racists sharing their
"fanarts" of whitewashed for Whitvember, so ducking racist.
Person B: what's whitevember?
Person A: Is the name of a racist event in which people whitewash black people.
Person B: Wait, didn't you retweet hundreds and hundreds of blackwashed characters last month?
Person A: SHUTHEFUCKUP! LET ME BE A AN HYPOCRITE! IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN I DO IT!
"fanarts" of whitewashed for Whitvember, so ducking racist.
Person B: what's whitevember?
Person A: Is the name of a racist event in which people whitewash black people.
Person B: Wait, didn't you retweet hundreds and hundreds of blackwashed characters last month?
Person A: SHUTHEFUCKUP! LET ME BE A AN HYPOCRITE! IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN I DO IT!
by Tachidito June 9, 2023
Get the Whitevember mug.Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.
The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.
Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.
Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.
by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017
Get the Tighty-whities mug.guy 1: *scrolling on Tiktok and comes across a whitevember edit* “what the fart is this”
guy 2: “this is so racist wtf”
guy 1: “ikr so uncool”
guy 3: “imagine turning POC who already deal with many struggles on a daily basis white, so embarrassing”
guy 1: “lol *blocks them*”
guy 2: “this is so racist wtf”
guy 1: “ikr so uncool”
guy 3: “imagine turning POC who already deal with many struggles on a daily basis white, so embarrassing”
guy 1: “lol *blocks them*”
by girly girl feitan November 6, 2021
Get the whitevember mug.P1: “Happy whitevember! Look at this cool edit I made of this character!”
P2: “stfu you look mad goofy right now whitevember doesn’t exist and never will plus your edit is trash.”
P2: “stfu you look mad goofy right now whitevember doesn’t exist and never will plus your edit is trash.”
by fidel_ November 2, 2021
Get the whitevember mug.1.) "Yo man I broke in two Tighty Whities at the same time last night dawg!"
2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"
2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"
by JDMarlow42 July 3, 2010
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