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Whitehall's bummy ass middle school

a ratchet ass middle school that children are forced to go to go to or they go into the system. Bitches swear they ghetto and pretty when they really suburban and have no ass and teeth. Niggas still play fortnite and talking bout they pull bitches but they be getting pulled by these funky smelling teachers that don't teach us shit. ratchet bitches that are 1% hispanic be going around like quieres pelear perra? Sí, eso es lo que pensé que atemorizante culo azada. Weirdos be in the halls screaming "MOP!" and "CORONAVIRUS!" like shut up. anywho bitches always be fighting for no reason like damn, sit down somewhere, wheres ya motha. jou asem ruik na Afrika-esel cough cough yo breath smeel like african ass. but don't come to whitehall if you don't wanna get jumped be Emily's one black friend Keisha, cause when you white and gotta black friend you think you the shit. Keisha popped yo ass and yo getting called a clown for the rest of your whitehall years. Enjoy:) (watch someone in my school report this to the principal, if you are that someon suck my peepee and since you wanna be like "you a girl you dont got one" SUCK MY POPSICLE STICK)
"Whitehall's bummy ass middle school betta burn in hell cause that shit not the wave son."
by lilltecca_washere March 16, 2020
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wehatehawks

A group account of friends on tiktok that hate hawks from My Hero Academia.
Hey guys follow my group account @wehatehawks on tiktok
by wehatehawks June 10, 2021
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Whitehaven

Where the jam is eaten in quantities so high and with such ferocity that Hartley’s, Bonne Maman and Wilkin & Sons year on year report the highest quantity of jam eaten per person per square mile than anywhere else on earth.

The IJSO (international jam standards organisation) created a new metric unit of measurement called the Whitehaven. Much like Farads, a 1 Whitehaven is an enormous value. It is used to rank jam per person per square mile. Other towns are usually measured in tiny fractions of a whitehaven such as micro or pico whitehavens and have the measure pW or mW.

Jam factories worldwide have a production per year that equates to 1 (one) GigaWhitehaven.

Any excess jam in is shipped to Whitehaven where the good townspeople ramp up consumption ans not to let any go to waste. Afterwards a new measure is taken for the coming year.

There means there is always exactly as much jam across existing reserves and planned production to keep Whitehaven going for exactly one year financial year.
“This jam has mouldy toast in it, should I throw it away?” - literally anyone

“Nah giz it ‘ere ey arl scran it nee bovva” - someone from Whitehaven
by As nut fray wukkint’n marra November 29, 2022
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Shitehawk

A name given to the Black Kite bird by British soldiers in India during the Raj due to the predatory and aggressive way it would steal food from their hands. Seagulls, the terror of the seaside, are also known as shitehawks, for same reason.
"Blimey Bert, that shitehawks only gone and nabbed me bully beef"

'Fucksake Liam, that shitehawks had me bastard chips"
by anonymous June 6, 2023
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Whitehall University

A reference about person from the Columbus area, who think they are intelligent but in reality are financially unstable, poorly educated and try to make excuses for their failure in life especially on social media. Usually comes with childish and cowardice behavior.
Did you see that post that Jason made yesterday on Twitter? That’s so Whitehall University.
by Bemmy52 December 17, 2023
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Whiteaker

A bitch who thinks he’s tough, but he’s actually gay and 5’3
This is why no one loves Whiteaker.
by Yungslayer33 March 19, 2024
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Whitelake

Whitelake References Both Cocaine & Ketamine ... With High Consumption Of Cocaine , The Nose Can Run Or Drip Alot Of Liquid ( Wet Snot )

Where With High Consumption Of Ket' , There Can Be A Nearly 100% Undetected , Thin , Brilliant White
Lines , That Stop @ The Tip Of The Lips Line , VERY OBVIOUS ... However , As There Is Only Two Short Lines , In Comparison To Cocaine , Its A Whitelake !+)
Ott Ohh , He Dont Know Hes Rowin The Whitelake ...
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 14, 2025
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