the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

wertys

Somebody everyone loves and lick his feet. He rules over mostly everything including Tooks.

wertys: yo Tooks
Tooks prays for wertys to get his girl pregnant.
wertys: no problem

by Jean-Francois April 10, 2005

Wertol

A certain person with a fungus of the asshole.

"ewh fuck this chick last night had some nasty ass wertol going on"

by The Juju April 13, 2008

Wertgus

when you have sex with the wrong person by mistake

Mike: Oh, I love you Nancy, I love your ass
Samantha: My name is Samantha
Mike: Well, this is Wertgus

by Samantha NOT Nancy March 7, 2010

Wertin

(adj) Extremely undesirable; absolutely the most detrimental thing in the universe.

Mom, isn't Donna Miller truly wertin beyond all doubt?

by Kyle Farris August 23, 2003

Wertie

someone who is always there, make u smile and laugh and someone easy to talk to. and u can be open with..

Nathan is a wertie.
I really enjoy being with that wertie.
I can't believe that wertie is so easy going.

by Emily May 13, 2005

wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmq

When you've been trying to find different combinations for the act of spamming your keyboard with random letters, and you finally found one that no one else has written so you click "define it," when it pops up. This combination is made by doing the classic qwerty all the way to "m," but instead of starting at "q" you start at "w," and then type the q at the very end.

Oh hell yeah, wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmq wasn't defined on the urban dictionary. Score!

by disguiise October 27, 2021