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Welcome Cross

A tradition in the Deep South. Basically, a man in white robes plants a wooden cross in a new neighbor's yard and sets it on fire. Not a symbol of Southern Intolerance.
Hey, my new neighbors planted a Welcome Cross in my yard last night. At first I thought it was because they hated me because I was a Yank, but they then brought me some lemon squares and fried cornbread. Man these Southerners are very hospitable and kind!

"Goddammit! My neighbor's Welcome Cross burned down my house!"
by [Cromwell] March 23, 2010
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welcomey

Adverb: doing something in a fashion that welcomes, and leaves one feeling satisfied.
"She gathered her plants in a welcomey fashion."
by Rhysterbunny April 14, 2010
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welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame March 2, 2014
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Welcome Center

1. It's a bigger rest area that is usually found at state borders.

You can find everything that you find at rest areas here: Toilets (remember to wipe the seats and flush before using), vending machines that contain food and water to ease starvation, a map two, sometimes an area to sit and eat your oacked lunch, or if it's a good one, a dog park, and even small museums in some cases, etc. Welcome centers also seem to be a bit more advanced than normal rest areas.
1. I need to stop at a Welcome Center to take a shit, find out where the fuck I am, and buy junk food.
by ToxicantFuture3 July 5, 2017
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welcome to the dawn

The reached destination of reality of bliss where Human beings, the animal, insect, and plant kingdom align uniformly with the Universe in peace and harmony with the Creator and all evil is dispelled and any and everything that is not compassion and purity does not exist.

Defined by Mrs. Monique Smith from Philadelphia Pa.
Welcome to the Dawn the long awaited upper Echelon State of Being.
by Astral Mystic November 17, 2017
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welcome to the bonezone

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal
Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."
by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018
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welcher

A man who bets but doesn’t pay up.
Cian bet Ben $610 at hit the post and lost.

Ben: “That’s $610 you owe me big son.”

Cian: “Na you’re ok.”

Ben: “Fucking welcher!”
by Hammond Jackson March 28, 2019
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