Waseem

A sexy individual whom all the girls in his class or around him immediately like him. He is usually very good at soccer and can beat anyone in any game. Any man around this person will get jealous.

That waseem over there is getting crowded by the girls.

by Wasabi_i May 22, 2019

wasabi man

He's coming to a sushi bar near you!

Is it soy sauce? Is it ginger? No! It's WASABI MAN!!!!

by Chuck Rooney March 18, 2005

Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

Wasabi Wannabe

Someone who is not Asian but really really wants to be because they watch too much anime and know nothing about the culture other than what's imported and filtered by the West.

OMFG! I WATCH TEH ANIME IN TEH JAPANESE WITH TEH ENGLISH SUBTITLES! I M SO AZN!

Stfu Wasabi Wannabe.

by Keke April 9, 2005

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

cock washer

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 19, 2005

Wasabi Tum

A condition caused by ingesting too much wasabi, especially common when eating wasabi peas. Symptoms include a burning sensation in the stomach and nausea.

I shouldn't have eated all those wasabi peas because now I have wasabi tum!

by ChelleSue September 22, 2005