The Waltons

An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons

Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?

Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.

Typical teenager: What the hell is that?

Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)

Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.

Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.

Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!

Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)

by JanitorWithAnAxe July 14, 2011

Wonton Special

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.

I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.

by MillyMay August 26, 2015

wantankerous

A Cantankerous Wanker. This form of portmanteau-ing the words has the advantage that it is not (yet) regarded as profanity by email filtering programs.

If X starts being wantankerous to users again then we'll probably have to suspend him....

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

wantorta

the only way you found this word a typo. OKay mister. yes. this isnt even a word. i made it up. ok ill make up a meaning: it means... hmmm... the pockets of fat inside your teacher's (the pedo) subway sammy.

"Look at that wantorta!"

"Woah, that's one big wantorta!"

by envelope1234567 March 16, 2021

Walton Values

The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.

We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.

by JessicaWalters April 13, 2021

Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

Macy Walton

Macy Walton, a name or word for such an amazing person, a person that the boy who made this word is heavily in love with, Macy Walton is such an amazing person, their smile makes you feel so giddy and happy, they have such an easy-going and funny personality, even if their jokes are corny and recycled, they somehow still make you laugh and smile, a Macy Walton's favorite color is yellow, they LOVE to dance, they've been doing it for 10+ years, a Macy Walton is easily the best person to slide into your life and you should be grateful you have her, a Macy Walton is easily the most beautiful person you've ever met and you've been hooked on to her since you met her. A Macy Walton is so energetic and fun, you never get bored of hanging around her, even her voice is absolutely perfect, and when a Macy Walton turns on her favorite boy band or singer, she'll start singing and dancing over the facetime, A Macy Walton may have a Mr.Styles cardboard cutout but you still love her to the end

Hey have you met the new girl, yeah she's a Macy Walton, easily the most perfect person I've ever met

by Xaviiii March 9, 2022