Wankpylon

Donald trump

Wankpylon = The President of the USA since 2016 a total and utter bellend

by Wankpylon May 1, 2020

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

wankopolitan

boys who bum boys like lurkz

omg lurkz the wankopolitan

by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

wankurbate

To wankurbate is to basically masturbate ot to wank. The word was formed by combining parts of the two synonyms to create another synonym.

god all the boy goes on about is how he wankurbates.

by ftptptf December 24, 2004

wankplank

1. Offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. An area used to wank upon. ie a porno mag.

Fuck off you complete wankplank and stop pissing in the drinking fountain. OR That would be james' wank plank, if he could get it up.

by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005

Wankrupt

To run out of money due to spending it on pay-per-view porn or to run out of material in your personal 'wankbank'.

Shit! Can't come out to town tonight guys. Lucy Pinder has rendered me Wankrupt.

Just gonna go get the new Nuts mag cos I'm totally Wankrupt right now. Your mum's tits just aint cutting it anymore.

by OakwoodNonLadLad April 3, 2013

Wackup

The word used by someone when a basketball swishes through tha net.

....... Wackup!

by Crunchy Black January 7, 2004