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Welfare Nachos

Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.
Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"
by El Faustino March 13, 2014
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Welf

to reach your climax, to release your semen, to cum, to release your sperm, to spray your man juice
I am going to welf on your face.
I am going to share my welf with your mouth.
Tell me when you are going to welf.
Stop welfing on me.
by shinanygans13 August 7, 2009
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Welfare

adjective-
a word used to describe bad/inferior/pointless things and/or versions of things.
Mohamed: Guess what, guys! I just got COD4!
Kurt: No, man! That's such a welfare game!
Tyler: Yeah 'hamed, go get your money back from the welfare shop you bought it from, you noob!
by Harry Pasek May 21, 2008
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Welfare Breeder

A person who has never worked and lives on Welfare (or Social assistance) and only has children so they can get a larger welfare cheque.

Welfare breeders typically turn their children into welfare breeders, promoting their offspring not to work because the government will pay for everything they need and selling drugs will pay for anything else.
Yeah Monica is a 2nd generation welfare breeder.
by Crazy Dea January 20, 2009
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Welfare Juice

A highly sweetend drink usually bought at convienience stores for .99 cents a gallon. It consists of mainly water, sugar and some fruit flavor. Also, the amount you drink seems to be disproportionate to the amount in the jug.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm thirsty, but I only have a dollar.
Guy 2: Let's get some Welfare Juice at the local convieniece store.
by Sir Britt May 31, 2006
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welfare wench

A person, usually female, who has children and milks the system for all the government assistance they can get. This person usually has no life goals and makes absolutely no plans for economic self-sufficiency, generally assuming that they will be able to live off of the government forever. In the most extreme cases these individuals will not only live off welfare, but will also take in a baby daddy, unbeknownst to the welfare office. The goal of this is extra income and to help baby daddy avoid paying his own child support.
Yeah, ever since he got that welfare wench pregnant he hasn't been coming around to see his other kids and he stopped paying his child support too. Damn skanks messing up the system for the rest of us.
by TyAdalyn August 31, 2010
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Welfare rat

Someone who lives off the government assistance’s that doesn’t want to work at all. But if you are on welfare and have a part time job good for you because you are not a welfare rat. Atleast your trying to make ends meat.
Hey welfare rat you can’t use your Foodstamps to buy a case of Coca Cola while you have a part time minimum wage job. As we say fuck them atleast we grinding out here.
by Godlife July 5, 2018
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