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Workic

Bob is an alcoholic and drinks all day but his brother Steve is a workic and spends his nights in the office.
by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006
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working cape race

Used to describe someone who is too preoccupied with the task at hand to notice potential obstacles and hazards.

Comes from the response of Jack Phillips, senior wireless officer on the RMS Titanic, to a message from Cyril Evans, wireless officer for the SS Californian, which was meant to notify him of ice dangers in the waters the Titanic was passing through. Phillips -- who was busy relaying a backlog of messages from the as-yet-intact Titanic's passengers through the wireless center at Cape Race, Newfoundland -- responded to the loud interruption with the phrase, "Shut up; I'm working Cape Race!" The Titanic struck and iceberg and sank
Sue: "Does John not realize he's working himself into a corner?"
James: "No, he's working cape race."
by Anonymous4910 November 26, 2016
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Working on Laptops

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
by DudeA October 28, 2009
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workin' part time

someone who is giving a half ass effort, not giving it your all but acting as if you are
"I gave it my best shot, but it just didn't work out."

"No bro, you're workin' part time.
by The mayor of Neckburn February 9, 2010
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wōsk

When you eat a noodle and it comes out the other end (butthole) purple.

Happened to me before, true story.
The colour is a common purple like a royal purple (look it up)

Pronunciation*
Woh-sk
Guy 1: hey Jimmy, wōsk that noodle!
Herd of dudes: wōsK It, Wōsk IT, wōsK iT!!!
Jimmy: I am, I have successfully wōsked the noodle!!

Random Srag in backround: *points at Jimmy's butthole* hey gang, look at Jims but, the noodle is coming out purple! Delicious!

**Everyone starts to Gibpet**
by yetersed April 3, 2019
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working a sign

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.
Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.
by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020
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Woshi

A pretty cool dude. He's got all the best games, he might even gift you one if you're a friend of his (he's got a lot of money). He's got a deep voice, he is a skeleton and he's got a good sense of how to do comedy. If you know him, you're lucky. He also gets bitches.
Person 1: "I hate Woshi!!! I'm jealous of him!!!"
Woshi: *Pops a cap in their head because he's just that cool.*
by Capp Onion December 30, 2021
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