Wombat

Aussie slang for a mad cunt/ fuckboy, depends if they are a good cunt or not. A wombat is someone who eats roots and leaves (eats, roots, then leaves)

My mate Mike Hock is a wombat!

by NotMikeHock July 25, 2020

Wombat

A nickname given to a particularly promiscuous Australian male who is known for his habit of arriving at a woman's house around dinner time, getting fed, having sex then immediately leaving. A wombat (the marsupial) eats, roots and leaves. Root directly replaces fuck in Australian slang.

When greeting said serial rooter, “G’day Wombat”.

Amongst friends, “Bruce is a real fuckin Wombat”.

by non-pc December 18, 2020

Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021

Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent

I hate working with James. He’s wombat.

by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023

wombat on cashew nuts

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris

Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

by Matt vin July 27, 2021

Wombat Poker

Wombat Poker is the resistance movement opposing the action that the US department of Justice took on Pokerstars, Full Tilt, and Absolute Poker in April 2011.

Wombat Poker saved my life in April 2011.

by Tbobwombat May 17, 2011

wombat juice

Cough Syrup, more specifically the kind with a high level of DXM to make you trip balls. i.e. Coricidin and Robotussin.

"This wombat juice has me straight trippin"

by COLE a.k.a AC Stunna April 9, 2006