Definitions by non-pc
Wombat
A nickname given to a particularly promiscuous Australian male who is known for his habit of arriving at a woman's house around dinner time, getting fed, having sex then immediately leaving. A wombat (the marsupial) eats, roots and leaves. Root directly replaces fuck in Australian slang.
Former Felon
A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.
Former Felon by non-pc August 19, 2020