WiFi

WiFi is called Wireless Fidelity, or Wireless internet. In most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! The best part is- they're all free! You can choose from "Joe's WiFi", Linksys, Netgear, or sometimes Holiday Inn. You'll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren't smart enough to lock it.

No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
WiFi! It's the wave of the future!

Mike: Hey neighbor, you got WiFi? Mine went down!
Joe: REALLY? Mine went down too! Who's your provider?
Mike: Joe's WiFi.
Joe: WHY YOU SON OF A $^#@$

by linuxftw August 17, 2008

William Eyelash

The name Rainn Wilson gave Billie Eilish as a name

Person 1: do you know William Eyelash?

Person 2: no, tf is that?

Person 1: well it’s Billie Eilish you fake stan

by Back Pain Pills August 4, 2019

William Afton

He may have killed 11 children at multiple Freddy Fazbear's locations, but god damn he's fucking hot. I would definitely smash.

Your Friend: So your favorite FNaF Character is William Afton?
You: Yep! And god DAMN I'd let him destroy me.
Your Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you? He killed kids!
You: I know.

by Some Random Edgy Simp January 10, 2022

Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

by Waggish January 27, 2021

William Beckett

Lead singer for Chicago band, The Academy Is...
Best voice on the planet.
One of the founding members of TAI, along with Mike Carden.
Is friends with Pete Wentz, the bassist from Fall Out Boy.
Pete Wentz also signed TAI to his record label, Decaydance, which is a Fueled By Ramen imprint.

TAI Fan #1; Wow look at William Beckett! He's gorgeous!
TAI Fan #2; I know! He sings like an angel! <3

by AmieBeckett July 11, 2007

Willi Rico

A town in Connecticut. Willimantic is the name of the actual town. It is called "Willi Rico" because there are so many Puerto Ricans in the town.

Person- "Where are you from?"
Me- "From Willi Rico"
Person- "Where's that?"
Me- " Willimantic, CT"

by Elegal312 April 1, 2009

WIFL

Whatever I Feel Like

In accordance with the WIFL principle, tonight we'll be having nachos.

by Blue William July 6, 2009