war

Something that most people sane people are just tired of. See also useless

Well hey whaddya know another war! How many has that been so far?

by Neo Cepae August 25, 2004

War

The Science of Destruction

War

by MiniMii July 30, 2012

war

When one organisation attempts to enforce their will on others.

War is the locomotive of history. -Marx

by Jo February 01, 2003

war

War was started in Heaven when Satan wanted to overthrow God (Good vs. Evil, the one true war). War has since taken on different forms.

your country vs. my country
democrat vs. republican
red sox vs. yankees

what was Satan smokin?

by Abbott Brooks February 25, 2004

war

War is stoopid with one caveat -> UNLESS IT'S NECESSARY!!!

Leftwingers always forget about the one caveat and just say 'war is stoopid' which of course they only say when a conservative is president.

War under a liberal president = AWESOME!

War under a conservative president = THE END OF THE WORLD/"WAR IS STOOPID"

The first law of survival:

IF SOMEONE IS KILLING YOU,
YOU BETTER KILL THEM BACK...

by \//( . )( . )\\/ September 05, 2004

war

The complete breakdown of human civilisation.

war, the language of the inarticulate

by ashteroid May 07, 2007

War

When two or more parties get pissed off at one another and decide to start blowing shit up. Parties in question are usually insane assholes who don't give a shit about the well-being of others and think it's perfectly okay to bomb innocent people and ruin the lives of others. Basically, a large-scale temper-tantrum.

Insane Asshole 1 -- Waaaaahhhhh, you took my land!

Insane Asshole 2 -- Waaaahhhh, you took MY land!

Me -- Can't you fuckers learn to share?

Insane Assholes 1 & 2 -- NO!!!! (Proceed to start blowing shit up for no good reason)

Me -- (Running for cover) Stupid fucking war!

by pixieishsallie April 30, 2009