waist line salute

Showing a sexy woman your patriotism with a fully erect penis.

Wow! You are so fine that I am giving you a waist line salute. Not like that other skank whom couldn't get half mast from me.

by halfdollar1 July 18, 2010

waist changer

Taking a massive shit that actually reduces your waistline.

Dude I just have a waist changer of a shit.

by laheyliquor April 3, 2011

Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

Waistband Trampoline

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.

I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.

by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018

waist check

Similar to a vibe check, but instead you are checking if everyone has gats in their waistband.

John: "Yo Eric, waist check waist check"
Eric: *lifts shirt, showing no gats*
John: *Punches Eric*

by xX_tomatosoup_Xx November 14, 2019

Waistband virgin

Someone who has never worn a belt

That person over there is a waistband virgin.

by RtrdRandyUwU April 27, 2021

waistband tuck

The act of hiding an erection by tucking it in the waistband of your pants

Why would you walk around with a boner and not do the waistband tuck?

by pseudonym12345678909 June 16, 2021