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Everything else just sounds so...boring
Everything else just sounds so...boring
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Get the the mars volta mug.The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
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Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
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Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
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He and his band deserve more attention, for they truly are one of the best new(ish) bands I have heard lately.
He and his band deserve more attention, for they truly are one of the best new(ish) bands I have heard lately.
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