Vladimir Putin

He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men

Vladimir Putin Is a faggot

by UrbanDicts February 26, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.

Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.

by C_Cask June 23, 2014

Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.

“suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.

by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018

Vladimir Zelensky

Vladimir Zelensky is an actor and the worst president in the world. Zelensky is an asshole, help Russia!!!

Vladimir Zelensky will be arrested and will be judged by the people of Ukraine and Russia!

by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022