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Voodoo Science

Something that is or seems unreal. When something looks too impossible to have been made by any other means. Successfully combining two things that should mix.
So you are telling me i can get soda from this if i pour water into this bottle, Man that is some Voodoo Science!. You can't mix those two milks together they have different expiration dates on them that is Voodoo Science.
by RicRWA January 1, 2012
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voodoo dildo

a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command
by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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Voodoo Juice

A drank made of Hypnotiq, MD 20/20 Grape, Grey Goose, and Lean(or sizzurp). Created in New Orleans. Popular in South Louisiana.
"I ain't out yet/ I refuse/ Gimmie anotha sip of dat Voodoo Juice/ Oooh/" - from 'Voodoo Juice' by Killa
by Lil SB February 17, 2008
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Voodoo Butter

A lady's love juice, also known as fanny batter, sex syrup or fuck muck
"I could barely recognise my own Johnson for the layer of "Voodoo Butter" that enveloped it"
by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008
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Voodoo Dick

1. a dick that is so good it keeps chicks coming and cumming
2. the penis of a guy named benny from Boston
Benny stayed out late last night giving that stripper slut the voodoo dick, and now she won't stop calling.

That slut said thank-you this morning after giving her the Voodoo dick all night!!
by marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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Voodoo Prophet

Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.
David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.
by bobojangle September 12, 2015
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Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.
Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH
by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018
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