Vetted

Being such a jacked sick kunt that you need to be to be admitted to the vet.
Geez did you see Cooper, that kunt is vetted as fuck
by StaceyPoll November 09, 2020
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Zezima CC Vet

Someone that spends their life in the clan chat of a 2003 Medieval Wizard Clicker. Sometimes also referred to as a "Ricky".
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by vve December 21, 2023
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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
by Chuzzled July 24, 2017
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tiktok vet

A person/group of people who constantly comment on how good your home for your pet is or how healthy the animal looks normally giving negative feedback and always thinking they know better than you.
Man: *posts a tiktok of their pet with a somewhat suitable enclosure*
Tiktok vet: *comments negatively on it saying its way too small*
Man:"they are such a tiktok vet."
by Gamny August 17, 2022
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

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Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 07, 2021
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Dial A Vet

Speak with a Vet 24/7 Australia and NZ wide in minutes!
Me: Need to speak with a vet? Just Dial A Vet.
by puppiesaus November 25, 2021
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set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet
by awhootin April 28, 2012
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