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Ukrainian cover up

The reason Joe Biden is sending tons of money to Ukraine. To cover up his illegal and self serving deals he made with the most corrupt country in the world. Also, to cover his faggot ass kids business dealings as well. If the Ukraine government were to tell the American people what the Biden family was doing in Ukraine, Joe Biden would be impeached and hung for treason.
Why is Biden sending tons of tax payer money to Ukraine? Its the Ukrainian cover up!
by Shitshow1986 July 8, 2022
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Ukrainian Dog Walker

A very attractive man, who also walks dogs and happens to have lived in Ukraine.
Jarrad: The Ukrainian dog walker is really attractive, he can walk my dog anytime.
by Michael o'Benny June 22, 2023
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The Ol' Ukranian Tofu

Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.

As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
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Ukrainian Raincoat

"Ukrainian raincoat" is the act of anal sexual intercourse with headless radioactive mutants that have concurrent explosive diarrhea.
Famous actor Chris White was found by witnesses during a Ukrainian Raincoat in the back of a car on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles
by Dr69x March 15, 2013
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Ukranian Pirate

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.
George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."
by witchdr1 June 30, 2010
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Ukrainian Gasmask

When you make you hand in a cup shaped position and fart in it, shortly after farting in it you push it in your friends (or someone you don't like) face covering there nose and/or mouth.
It is a very good pranks and makes the victim smell your dirty farts.
This prank was origanally made from a Ukrainian prankster and it is like a gas mask when you put it on there face therefore it is name "Ukrainian Gasmask"
Slangs for this term include "The Dirty Ukrainian" and "Sour Cabbage Surprise"
Matt: Hey Billybob check this out ::gives him Ukrainian Gasmask::
Billybob: OWTF!?!?! that smells like shit!!!
Matt: Rofl lol!!!
by Matt Mandrusiak January 4, 2008
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Ukrainian Roulette

Just like Russian Roulette but instead of putting the gun up to your head, you jerk off using the trigger guard with the barrel pointing at you. When you cum you pull the trigger and pass it to the next person.
Karl: Have you heard what happened to Tom?

Kevin: No what happened?

Karl: He played Ukrainian Roulette and lost!
by Aerolight May 10, 2021
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