ur mom

its your mom.

so wyd today

ur mom

by ur moms simp March 22, 2021

Ur mom

Something insulting people say when they don’t know what to say.

Hey Timmy where were you last night?
“Ur mom!”

by Leavemealonebrady May 19, 2019

ur mom

your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.

carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom

by idontknow024 May 22, 2022

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022

ur mom

sexy fucking bitch

I would take ur mom out anyday

by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

a person that decided to birth you for some reason

jeremy: who are they?
you: They're ur mom you dumbass

by dont_question_my_posts January 4, 2022