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Uppercunt

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box
She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt
by meggymc November 12, 2016
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UpperCup

When you uppercut anyone in their genitalia! When one takes a fist and motions up and forward towards someone's PP it's considered an uppercup!
Teddy touched my butt, so I took my hand and uppercupped him where it hurts!
by Cupulas January 10, 2018
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Uppercuddle

An aggressive form of cuddling focused on the upper bottle and extremely safe
I was lost and didn’t know the next step, an uppercuddle reinforced our relationship and allowed me to expressed myself with everything.
by Uppercuddle May 11, 2021
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Back-Alley Uppercunt

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
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Uppercunt

The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.
How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt
by TheUpperCunter December 5, 2010
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Uppercunting

The act of forcefully shoving one's fist in and out a puss.
He was uppercunting me viciously.
by Immadoctor March 21, 2017
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Uppercunt

To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.
by GrafikArt December 6, 2010
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