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Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013
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udder

by barnyardbuddies March 1, 2007
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uddy fuck

When you titty fuck a cow, in the uddies.
My prize cow would not work today, it was probably worn out from the "uddy fuck" last night.
by Nanncy February 2, 2007
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uddip

A perfect guy who will literally be a blessing in everyone's life only if they learn how to earn his trust. Uddip's are very matured and they understand problems and they would always provide comfort, love and affection to you. They are literally like that one 'dream-guy' and if you ever find an Uddip you shouldn't let go. He can be very clingy and that is what is attractive about Uddips. Uddips will care for you till their last breathes and they will always be there for you.
Girl 1: OHH?? WHO IS THAT GUY??? HIS AURA IS LITERALLY SO GOOD,
Girl 2: That's an Uddip!! The girl with him is lucky!! She literally has everything she needs right now.
by turtlefandom123 June 20, 2021
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Suck my udder

Kind of like the female equivalent of "suck my balls",
However when someone says this it can be an insult to themselves.
Boy: Suck my balls, you whore
Girl: Suck my udder, you cow
by LandLawad June 14, 2009
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udderly

A really bad pun stemming from the word "utterly" and used as an intensifier in conjunction with anything involving breastfeeding or mammaries. A reference to cow or other animal udders.
That woman just pulled out her boob at the dinner table, clamped her baby to it, and it just went sucking away -- it was "udderly" disgusting to those of us without crumb-snatchers of our own.
by kellyj2777 July 20, 2006
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uddy

uddy is short for understand
you uddy, don't you? it just cant work.
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ohh ic i uddy now.
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as I uddy it, its the best plan we have
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after a week or 2 in Russia I began to uddy the lingo a bit
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yea shes hard to uddy idk what shes thinking sometimes
by A Real Freak December 22, 2008
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